The Delinquents’ blog

good night that one pal, the taxi driver haha

Not much to say about this night really. Basically because we were to smashed to even talk to each other. All hail the mighty Mavis Davis.

Toast of the night: no idea

All I recall is doin the waltz or somethin in the kitchen and both falling asleep at the table. Oh yeah and makin turbans out of scarfs?

Next session I believe is gonna be a night of delinquency at the House of Toothbrushes. Bring it on pal.

Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war bla bla bla

Remember this boyo, knew I still had this pic floatin round somwhere. Twas the mother of all pizza's.so good I recall we ate another two just like it haha. What can I say, munchies lol

And I just remembered another thing, ganja mayonaise haha

Its just a quiet wednesday evening. Nothin goin on, couple of drinks and a catch up with a pal. Thought we'd just watch a bit of tv, maybe get a nice takeaway but no. Someone's got to put a spanner in the works and spoil it. Face fungus had just phoned the takeaway while I went to empty my haggis, come back and he's still on the phone so I started filming. After that we just wanted to see how long these guys would actually stay on the phone haha. And before anyone who watches this starts tutting these guys have given me food poisoning about 5 times  I swear to god so it works both ways. Why I'm wearin jan's mam's coat in the second the third vid I have no idea.

Ali 2.MP4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jim bean part 1

Toast- Health, wealth and happiness. And the africans.

 

Copious amounts of amber nectar, cigars, a whole bottle of bourbon, trying to put music on andrews phone while wrecked, listening to mika?

Bad bad head the next day I must admit.

 

 

Oof pal there was like 3 shots in each glass. Thats way too much for my battered liver. Lookin forward to next time :)

This Blog is dedicated to the exploits of two butes. We work hard and occasionally you need a blow out, well it's all about the blow outs. Basically I got a whole bunch of films and picture going back a couple of years and I thought it would be good to put them to soom good use. Sorry if it is offensive at all but most of the time he offends me and I offend him anyway.

 

Firstly here's a few photos and a couple of filums from the past, then i'll go on to keepin track of the exploits as they happen.

 

I first met Andrew when we were new to the business. He didn't have a beard then and he used to fart all the time.

 

Favourite drinks include morgans spiced rum, jack daniels, jim bean and good old fasioned colony juice.

 

Music- He likes rock and a little bit of dance and I like dance and a little bit of rock. But not the crap that he listens to.

 

Interests- Pool, Darts, Hmmmm I'll come back to you on that one.

 

 

I'd like to say a big thankyou to all those who made these good times happen. Cheers to Robert Mathews, Dai Spriggs, All those who reside within the house of toothbrushes, Andrews gran ;) Dave for supplying the bubble wrap we used to wrap his car up with, all those at the spar who go on selling beer to Andrew even though he's only 12, Big shout out to the brotherhood of the wolf you know who you are and all those at the HYC.